I bet you're so mad that you snapped your baguette in half over your knee. Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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My boyfriend confessed after we'd been going out for awhile that after our second date, he almost didn't call me again because my shoes smelled. Read more
I'm a native of a small town called Frederic, WI about an hour and change northwest of Minneapolis. My bro and sis live in the Cities now, and I'm a frequent visitor, but I live in Chicago. Read more
I actually talked to Chuck Richards, the video board operator for the Saints, and according to him, last season, they did the KissCam every game under the title "Get a Room!" It was sponsored by the St. Croix Casino and camera operators in that situation would try to capture the grossest makeout. Last year was the… Read more
Circles are racist. Read more
I see your Male Gaze and Patriarchy and I raise you one Rape Culture. Read more
It's something you're born with. Like Marfan syndrome. Read more
I also hate the Packers! The gods of the heads of cheese are displeased with me. Read more
That was a joke! A joke I say! Don't tell Joey the Fish about this! Read more
Exactly, my internet-friend. Exactly. Read more
The original article makes a point to differentiate social drinking/hangovers from Bukowski-style alcoholism. Read more
The thing about basically carjacking that random guy on New Year's Eve is really a thing I did (there were no weapons! He was cool about it! Seriously, cops!). Read more
Old People are the greatest threat to our generation. Read more
Spoiler alert- at the end of the second season, after that whole weird thing with the Black Lodge and Heather Graham, Agent Cooper goes to the bathroom and suddenly starts bashing his head against the mirror and you see that BOB is the reflection. HE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY BOB OH NO. Read more
Because the second season ends with the most demoralizing moment in TV history. Read more
Give me a pit bull, German Shepherd, or a Rottweiler over a chow any day! ANY DAY I SAY. Read more
If only it were legal to use babies as collateral. Read more
Men from coast to coast are inspired by the now-iconic image of Brosie the Riveter. Read more
They're like giant cats who bark and make no effort to hide the fact that they wouldn't mind murdering you in your sleep. And who actually could. Read more
Never cross a Chow Chow. They'll never forget what you did to them and will someday have their crabby, bitey revenge. Read more