That cat's like, Get your fucking hand away from my face, bitch. Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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I feel like I just went on a blind date with a lady Gary Busey and 10 miniature Gary Buseys. Read more
Michele Bachmann has taught me that "freedom" and "women's rights" can mean whatever I want it to mean! Read more
When you leave i'm beggin you not to go Read more
Unfortunately, the Official Beyonce Defenders Humor Approval Council is currently on summer recess. Read more
In the closet, that's my stuff! If I bought it, please don't touch! Read more
Beyonce can make even the stupidest of lyrics sound devastating. Read more
I read that as being tongue-in-cheek. Read more
I'm suddenly hungry for an innocent fruit salad. Read more
Beware of dating Agent Cooper, Jennifer! You might think he's the perfect boyfriend, but he's really possessed by the evil spirit of BOB! Read more
And being Assy knows no economic bounds. I've met people with single digit net worths and nine figure net worths and there's really no correlation between morality and liquidity. Read more
Growing up poor but being surrounded by rich people from the time I moved to college until this very exact right now second, I've learned that there's nothing trashier than someone who judges others for something over which they have no control. No one can change their background, nor should they want to. Read more
This is nothing in comparison to that measure that was introduced in Arkansas that won't let women have an abortion until they cry about it for at least five minutes. Read more
Did you see this- [www.vanityfair.com] Nice longread about the compnay. I guess that's part of their "brand." Read more
The beginning of that "LOVE NEWS" article sounds like the opening paragraph of a Groupon deal description. Read more
Yes, but let's take the high road here. Hopefully his personal journey will take him down a path that leads to "Walk Away From the Internet For Ten Minutes Before Posting Something Angry Because That Shit Only Ends In Everyone Being Embarrassed For You"-ville. Read more
He's got fat friends! That he points and laughs at! Read more
Mrs. Potato Head? Read more
I was thinking more Paula Deen with a malfunctioning thyroid that leads to explosions of anger. Read more