Erin Gloria Ryan's discussions

I'd say I was in LIKE with Ziggy Stardust as a wee one, but David Bowie in Labyrinth made me Feel Things. Read more

I love this story so much I want to embroider a heart on its butt, put it in a box and sell it to kids. Read more

I don't disagree with any of the points you make here, or with the way you've made your points in this comment thread. Read more

And there are some great disagreements with the author in the comments here. I love it when people get debate-y in the comments; it reminds me of the bad ol' days of 2008. Read more

Grace Jones is a great example of the rulebreaking famous lady- have you seen her cameo on the Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special? She comes out of a giant box wearing a molded plastic bustier and an Egyptian looking headdress and does this crazy rendition of The Little Drummer Boy while Paul Reubens sits there… Read more

I can always count on you to bring the factiness. Read more

Truth! I would not want to be in a room full of human babies, especially if they had sharp teeth. Read more

How about we read this, and all things, as thoughts from someone who is a work-in-progress? Read more

I heard they act way older than they actually are. Read more

I laugh so I don't cry. Read more

Or you could just volunteer at the shelter and get to play with them all the time and it would be beneficial to the animals instead of just a pain in the ass to the staff/volunteers who normally work at animal shelters? Read more

While I think I've heard many iterations of your idea over the years, I used to volunteer with dogs at a no-kill shelter (I still do occasionally, but not nearly as much) and let me tell you: Read more

I'm frankly amazed that the Porcine Catholic Church continues to have the power it does. Read more

Now if only they'd do away with the abominable practice of compensating military rape victims with an email containing a link to that No1Curr .gif. Read more

When Will heads to Pig Rome, expect him to dazzle with his Pig Latin. Read more

Whatever. The puppies were totally asking for it. Read more

It says we both have toxoplasmosis. Bad. Read more

Meow? Read more

Judging by the complete ridiculousness of the entire arc of this whole case, I wouldn't have been surprised if, at the moment of the verdict, thousands of balloons fell down from the ceiling onto Casey Anthony while Party in the USA started playing. Read more

You know what you should do, is just get a tape recorder and tape yourself for a day... Read more