@through.the.rye: That really puts a new spin on the film "Monsoon Wedding." Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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A male pill would render epic Kanye West/Jamie Foxx duet "Golddigger" obsolete, or at least necessitate an update. Read more
After years of shenanigans including one horrible disaster on hormonal birth control, I decided to quit using it entirely and rely on a barrier method. The boyfriend grumbled a little, but I love it. I have more energy, I'm less moody, and my ladyrain has gotten lighter and shorter in duration. Read more
The entire point of the biblical "good samaritan" story is that someone who belongs to a social group that's normally seen as bad or wicked is capable of goodness and redemption through good works, and thus this "good samaritan" paparrazo story is the first time in a long time that I've actually heard "good samaritan"… Read more
If Gerard Butler "literally" became a member of Jennifer Aniston's family during shooting, then are we witnessing some very public incest? Jen, then, has stolen the Hollywood Incest Crown from her romantic rival Angelina Jolie. Read more
Minerva and Constance? Read more
I'm more offended by illiterate parents than pop stars' crotches on TV. Read more
The point of having children isn't to make everything else in the world suck. Read more
Quit perpetuating the myth that women like jackhammering! Read more
Sexarexia sounds like a porn about horny dinosaurs. Read more
When you're a ninja, the world is your gymnasium. Read more
I wish they would have done something more interesting then Ren's armpit hair. Shaving it off? So predictable. Why not a long red weave? Read more
If we could just sell our babies, we'd all be so much richer. Read more
CUTE SHOES!1!! Read more
@megnificent: With this new development and the corresponding tide of unwanted publicity, all three are rumored to be about to sail out to the sea until the media storm dies down. Read more
@happymisanthrope: Yeah, both times happened on morning rush hour, so the train was filled with yuppie looking professionals on their way to work downtown. Once, I was on a bus and was so hot that I had to pull the "emergency stop" button on the bus, and then I ran out of the bus onto the sidewalk, where I proceeded… Read more