Erin Gloria Ryan's discussions

What would Utah do to a pregnant doctor who deliberately induced her own miscarriage? I mean, it would be under a doctor's supervision. Read more

@CurtCole: Dye Job McPouts Read more

If Jessica Simpson were a hobo, her nickname would be "Ol' Sadface." Read more

All paths on my candy flow chart lead to Wild Berry Skittles. Read more

Every picture of Heidi Montag should be accompanied by the caption "Why we should avoid giving stupid people money." Read more

I didn't realize that the Taliban had control over the Mississippi province. Read more

@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: My family doesn't talk to my ca-razy aunt anymore. She's just too bananas. Read more

Single Ladies helped me gain the confidence to wear a leotard without pants to work. Read more

I have a childless aunt who really is a crazy cat lady (she has like 50 cats and three pigs that live in her ranch house with her and her creepy husband) and always made me feel like she might slap me out of nowhere at any given second. Read more

Well, beauty was different in the 50's BC. Read more

It has to be weird interviewing a man who you know is imagining doing you doggie style and massaging your ass the entire time. Read more

All of today's eye rolling has left me exhausted. Someone fetch me a fainting couch. Read more

If you liked it, then you should have put some sperm in it. Read more

Toucan't do that. Read more

What kind of hare brained idiot designed this? Read more

@stellalukin: There's a difference between thinking those things and realizing that they're bad and that they come from a place of prejudice and saying them out loud and expecting everyone to cheer and pat you on the back like you're two and just shit on the big boy potty Read more

@buick61: First of all, your original comment was hateful. You referred to her as "huge," "gigantic," and "a tank." For fucking real? Not okay. You're not concerned with her health; you find fat people icky. Groundbreaking! Read more

@buick61: Yeah, no. That shit doesn't fly around here. You're not her doctor and you can't tell how healthy someone is by how big or small they are. Period. 'Cut it with the faux concern over someone else's body and concentrate on getting your head on straight. Read more

In Howard Stern's defense, he regularly features guests that discuss how dangerous the lifestyle of an NFL offensive lineman is, and how they're setting a bad example for little boys on how it's okay to weigh almost 400 lbs. Read more

Never underestimate the ability of Americans to listen to a pretty lady say stupid shit. Read more