Erin Gloria Ryan's discussions

This looks like an extra fast parade. Read more

@LipstickLibrarian: You are the champion, my friend. Read more

@Kali Mama: There are two things that I cannot stand: Read more

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I'm the dumbest. Read more

@Penny: And I'm wearing my slicker that looks like a yellow duck! The hood has an edge on it that looks like a beak, and there are eyes on the side! Oh hortense, why do you deny me the opportunity to dress like an adorable yellow duck?! Read more

@EkaterinaBallerina: You should have pulled a weapon on him. He would have surrendered. Y'know, because he's French, and that's what they do there. Read more

@PilgrimSoul: Lol ur face iz dum! LOL! Read more

My grandpa was a sailor during the second world war; are you saying my grandpa was dirty? Yes he did have a giant tattoo that took up his entire chest of a topless mermaid seductively draped across an anchor, and yes I accidentally discovered it one day when I really had to pee and thought that the lock was broken on… Read more

An Army Of Want. Read more

@Laulau: I always figured that this was my path. I just need to find that one special narcissist. Read more

@Penny: Especially an mysterious crazy lady. Read more

@haguenite: Oh, you have to churn your own Plan B there. Sorry. Read more

Jenny Sanford should fuck with us by wearing costumes that look like they're from a "Traditional Clothing Of The World!" picture book. Lederhosen one day, a sari the next, then some kente cloth and then a toga. Read more

@greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): I can discriminate against the people I'm supposed to be helping, but my employer cannot discriminate against me because I am an asshole. Read more

@haguenite: If you're in a major city, it usually ain't no thang. Read more

Now I can fulfill my dream of becomming a doctor and only treating people who don't have annoying high pitched voices. I HATE annoying high pitched voices. Also, I don't like Read more

If this were me, I would tell Boyfriend to just let me do the project myself, so that I do not yell at him. Read more

Little known fact: Putin and Medvedev are, in fact, nesting dolls. That's why they're so in sync. Read more

Yeah, if only the economy were better, I'd totally be buying the shit out of some $70,000 couture dresses. IF ONLY! I guess I'll just have to sit here and wait the business cycle out. Read more

@Zombie MissSkittles is not your kind of lady: She's sort of like a lady version of George W Bush in that regard. Read more