@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Ours had fruit cocktail from the can in it and also those tiny circle pieces of pasta. Read more
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Every single sentence in that entire speech appears to have switched colleges four times. Read more
The first thing I thought upon hearing this speech was that she sort of sounds like my drunk aunt at a family reunion, rambling on, and I'm 13 and I'm stuck listening to her and I'm glancing furtively left and right in search of someone to whom I can hand her off, but everyone is eating that fruit salad with the… Read more
@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: No; my boyfriend does not care about baseball, and I don't live in Minneapolis. I live in Chicago, where people hate me due to long standing rivalries and Ozzie Guillen. Read more
@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Well that last thing probably means that he's a Satanist. Read more
@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: I will never quit them. No matter where I live and no matter how badly they may someday play. Read more
The only thing that I've ever been completely loyal to are the Minnesota Twins. Read more
If only one could resign from being needlessly famous. Read more
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: It does seem very McSweeney's-esque, now that you mention it. Read more
Part of the reason that Palin's numbers are down in Alaska is that oil is currently at about half what it was last June, and that means that Alaskans who get to share, in a very socialisty way, oil profits are fixing to get a much smaller check this year. Read more
The only time that point systems are okay with me is when it refers to relating to others the size of a white tailed deer. Read more
So this is totally a job interview question, but please refrain from giving a job interview answer. What's your biggest self-perceived weakness? Read more
She can see Russia from her house, and the Republican party over there is in need of a new leader. Read more
@morninggloria: STHLM. Read more
That wouldn't help me, because I'm more familiar with the Teddybears STHM remix of the original song, which may be at a different tempo. Read more
@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I thought that RPatt was playing Francis... Read more
It's Pee Wee's Big Adventure, redone with hotties. Read more
Dear Santa— Read more