unmoving forehead. Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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@scarletbegonia: The idea of it is good. I used to be a Catholic. I even went to a Catholic college and did all sorts of Catholicy things like sing in church choir and go to mass every Sunday and visit Vatican city and pray the rosary and do service work during my summers. Read more
... that's what she said. Read more
Someone please call Whoopi Goldberg. She'll know what to do. Read more
I hope that these and other moves hasten the Church's long descent into complete irrelevance. Read more
Google is really depriving its users of some great material. Abortion ads are among the internet's most hilarious. Read more
Where's the "holding my pee for too long because I am too lazy to get up from my desk and go to the employee bathroom" channel? My guess is that my life will contain more days that I do this than days that I will have a wedding. Read more
You know, I never really gave much thought to what Holden would be doing with himself nowadays. Read more
Herpes taco is pretty amateur. If he wanted to go all out, he'd have given her a chlamydia burrito or AIDS nachos. Read more
Grown men really do enjoy playing with Barbies. Read more
Someone should tell Mark Sanford that God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eve and Evita. Read more
I wouldn't say that the economy is dead; I'd just say that those who are in positions to shape economic policy are idiots engaged in the world's largest ongoing clusterfuck. Read more
It's because of racism. Read more
Oh, say, can you see? Read more
Send all of the precious, precious non-viable embryos over to me. I'm knitting them all six celled onesies and readying the sliver sized cradles. Read more
Lizzy McGuire is about to get her face eaten off. Read more