But Megan, writing is hard! Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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I guess this isn't a Vibe that will just start up again if you give it some fresh AA batteries. Read more
This sort of makes me want to have another abortion. Read more
These men are all experiencing ecstacy after having inserted a cylindrical object into their mouth and sucked. Read more
@greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): Camp Giving Up On Your Dreams In Your Twenties. Read more
@greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): If it had been a Disney movie from the 1990's, the hardscrabble campers of Camp SCAKCM would have won. Read more
I hope that the girls at Camp CEO are taught that first they must attend Camp College, and then probably Camp Business School, and then Camp Soul Crushing Ass Kissing Cubicle Monkey, and then Camp Promotion Denial For Some Jerk, and then Camp Vice President of Marketing For Fifteen Years Until You Threaten To Sue. Read more
At this point, it feels sort of mean to keep making fun of Sarah Palin, but she just keeps on keepin' on with the absurdity and overblown self-regard, and it's hard to resist. Read more
Everyone listen: I know you. And you are the same as me. Because everyone is the same as me. And I know me more than you know yourself, because I am a very self aware and very smart writer, much smarter than you. So I know a lot of things. Here are the things that I know. First, what you are doing is making you… Read more
Here are some things that I wanted to say after the Beth Ditto post, but I couldn't: Read more
It would have been much more entertaining if Carrie Prejean had written that apology note. Read more
@pesematology: Secretly artificially age jewelry? Read more
Mud fighting tip: Always be wary of the possible presence of small stones in clumps of mud ripe for the lobbing. My brother wasn't cognizant enough, and now I have two fake teeth. Read more
Having a penis will change your whole perspective on shit. Read more
When I was in Cairo, some street merchants were selling rubber sandles emblazoned with a big NIKF across the thick strap. Read more
Maybe this ad is just meant to give the ladyparts a shout out. The HIV doesn't have to mean "Human Immunodeficiency Virus;" it could mean "Hi, Vagina." Read more
Firefighters are communists anyway, with their RED uniforms and their RED trucks and their excessive fire regulation. Read more
Norm Coleman is really proving himself to be the Michael Jackson of assholes. Or maybe that's John Edwards. Read more
Well, it appears to be absolutely no one's fault at all that this exploited man with priceless talent surrounded by grifters died at the age of 50. Case closed! Read more