The study also concluded that the more alcohol had been consumed, the more likely the men were to pound nails that they would otherwise find unattractive. Read more
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Billy Mays and Farrah Fawcett were the only people standing between peace and complete anarchy. Read more
This is what we'd all be wearing if the Germans had won the war. Read more
Supercalifragilisticexpialadoc... job, fellow besticles. Read more
I bet that these kids' parents let them get the cool pink and green neon backgrounds in their school pictures, the kind that I always resented my mother for forbidding. Those kids with the neon backgrounds also got to go to modeling camps and have their ears pierced and wear tinted lip gloss in first grade and carry… Read more
"Vote for me, or I will punch you in the jaw" is a campaign slogan that's hard to ignore. Read more
We don't know that this PYT was crying over Jackson's death. It's not Black or White. Maybe she was just being Bad and her mother was not Thriller about it. Read more
If the roles were reversed and the film were about an old guy doing it with a barely legal hottie with legs for days, it would be called Every Single Movie In Which Harrison Ford Has Ever Starred. Read more
I wonder what her first piece of advice will be? "Do not hit people"? Read more
One Dick, Two Dicks, Red Dicks, Poo Dicks. Read more
Making fun of people's looks is okay as long as the object of the fun of making is not Sarah Palin or anyone that Sarah Palin likes. Read more
@dianersb was bit by a zombie: It's so hard not to be a self-righteous prick about diamonds. Read more
Interestingly enough, I just had a verbal altercation with a coworker yesterday that ended with me telling him that his wife's engagement ring contained a dead African kid. Read more
Probably because married women get their jollies from eating their husbands' souls, and souls are highly caloric. Read more
@AtomiClash: I know! And the idea of Rahm yelling at me would enhance my enjoyment. Read more
I bet Jenny Sanford could make Rahm Emanuel cry. Read more