Rahm Emanuel has made me wet for months now; it's too bad that I wasn't there yesterday to return the favor. Read more
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The accusation and backpedaling of the Iranian official is sort of akin to saying Read more
@AmericanSplendor: I agree, but it's hard to depict emotional abuse in a picture. Read more
I'm conflicted. Read more
I'd be more amused with the wild and wacky tomfoolery of Fox News if they weren't such dangerous right wing lying Deceptacons. Read more
I'm going to have to disagree with the Supreme Court here. It's a well known fact that ibuprofen kills pain. Can we really have pills whose only purpose is to kill something running loose? Our schools need to be free from killing, even things that are "inconvenient" and "unwanted," like pain. There are too many… Read more
Walking through a big field full of giant plants is not all it's cracked up to be. Read more
How is she not yet suffering from outrage fatigue? Read more
I suggest that henceforth, all young, promising male politicians should consider being rendered into eunachs. Their angelic singing voices will make for top-notch campaign commercials and their lack of sexual desire will prevent them from literally fucking themselves out of relevance. Read more
I bet Tyra's pissed hers hasn't come out yet. Read more
I wish I had a schadenfreude powered air conditioner. Read more
The Midwesterner in me sees this as a recipe for both hypothermia and heat stroke. Read more
@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: You and me both, sister friend. Read more
Also, solo traveling ladies, be prepared to meet a Clive Owen lookalike in a port city, and be prepared for the two of you to have a hot, steamy affiar! Read more
I wonder how she feels about plastic marriage and gay surgery. Or surgery marriage and gay plastic? Read more
@save jinger: They're so casual about it, too. There is an implied, "and those buttmonkeys can fuck right on off, because we are going to be the BIGGEST BOY BAND EVAH!" in the delivery of the New Kids-related lines. Read more
How could a man who wrote those sensitive lyrics to "Summer Girls" be wrong about anything? Abercrombie & Fitch has clothed the "best girl" that the members of LFO "ever did see." LFO then added, "The great Larry Bird jersey 33." Abercrombie & Fitch creates excellent clothing that portray an image of intelligence and… Read more
True story: some friends of mine were paid by the movie to vacate their apartment for several days last summer while Johnny Depp and company used it to film scenes for this. Read more
Social Security is America's clitoris. Read more
@AthertonMerriweather: My thoughts exactly. I don't find babies to be very engaging or interesting. Do something, baby. Read more