Ah yes, the oft-persecuted Tacky Shit That Doesn't Really Have Anything To Do With The Holiday religion. The ones responsible for giant inflatable snow globes for front yards, that witch flying into a tree Halloween thing, and all of the unnecessary commercialism of Tet. Read more
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@TheFormerJuneBronson: Never mind the fact that our economy won't be stimulated much by us pumping money into the Chinese economy... Read more
Michelle Bachmann is kind of the Heidi and Spencer of the United States congress. Read more
Someone should start a rumor that being in Congress is just a way for the GOVERNMENT to keep TRACK OF YOU for TAXATION purposes and the GOVERNMENT is not CHRISTIAN and believes that GAYS are not ABOMINATIONS and HOW can you call yourself a CHRISTIAN and work for such an EVIL COMPANY? -and make sure the rumor gets to… Read more
Maybe all Kim Jong Il needs is a hug, and a little love and understanding. Read more
George W Bush, have you been paying attention to any fucking thing that has ever happened in America, ever? Do you understand that an excess of corporate and personal leverage is one of reasons that we're in this mess right now? What money are consumers supposed to spend? The imaginary home equity that they were… Read more
I just remembered that Eddie Bauer is a thing. Read more
@Macloserboy: Tennis is tradionally played in libraries, you see. Read more
NSFW! NSFW! Read more
This is exactly like how I scream "OH GOD" to disguise the sound of queefing during sex. Read more
Brides are at their chirpiest and wedding-planniest between 12-12:30 pm, just like how people who have recently been dumped are at their bitchiest, angriest, and drunkest between 4-4:30 am. Read more
@SarahMC: I'm doing this!: You're going to be the Milfiest of all the Milfs! Read more
I'm surprised that Levi's ex-lover Bristol doesn't already have a brother named Tank. Read more
Think about all of the extra work the scientists now have to do! And they thought they were all done! And they were going to take a vacation and really kick back and enjoy themselves, maybe revarnish the porch and finally take a yoga class, but now they have to spend all summer in a lab poking around stupid genes to… Read more
I was a national officer for a student organization that until recently had the word "Homemaker" in the title. We had to undergo a mini-charm school type thing before having our week of lobbying our congressmen for more funding for Family and Consumer Education programs. Praise Jesus that they taught me how to walk… Read more
Great. Now I'll be picturing Woody and Buzz boning all day. Read more