Are they trying to set a record for World's Stinkiest Subway Car? Read more
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@AmericanSplendor: But I'm a doctor and I won't be as rich! Think of the wealthy, FOR ONCE! Read more
Basically the opposition to health care reform boils down to: Read more
@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: I wonder if Kim Jong Il reads Jezebel. I imagine steam shooting out of his ears. Read more
Why were we giving Kim Jong-Il money to begin with? Was he spending it on Mountain Dew and junk food and video games? That would certainly explain some of his erratic behavoir. Read more
@Your Screenplay Sucks: I am so tempted to shorten "gray rape" to "grape." Read more
Laura Sessions Stepp, what goes on in and around my panties is not your concern. Read more
Here's my sex advice column: Read more
She says that she wasn't exposed to fairy tales because she was from another country? Read more
Aren't there better ways of deciding whether or not books should be burned? Like putting it on a large set of scales to compare its weight to that of a duck? Read more
Maternity leave differs greatly from the oft-maligned "fraternity leave," where men are allowed to leave work to go on hilarious drunken Vegas adventures with their college buddies. Read more
@HistoricUpstart: I know a lot of Minnesotans (I'm flying to Minneapolis tomorrow, actually...) and I've hugged plenty of them. I haven't hugged Anna Wintour, though. So I can't be sure. Read more
@andBegorrah: "I am who I am, okay? And you were trying to change Me to make Me into something I'm not. When you're with Me, it's My way or the Yahweh, ya know? You don't get to dictate how things go, and you've sort of been trying to make Me over into this pushover. Sorry. I have to walk." Read more
I bet Minnesotans give better hugs than Anna Wintour. Read more