Erin Gloria Ryan's discussions

@barb95: I tried to watch that while on an elliptical machine. Read more

@pandorasmittens: Park districts! Read more

This is just like that episode of Reno 911 when the special lady model of bullet proof vests arrive. Read more

It's important for girls to participate in team sports, yes, but schools aren't the only place where girls can join an athletic team. Back during my "nice, helping the community and thinking I was making a difference" phase, I spent a summer volunteering at a Boys and Girls Club in New Mexico. They had some great… Read more

@kentuckienne: I believe that if you are truly pro-choice, then you cannot advocating outlawing certain reasons for having an abortion. You can think that the reasons are less than ideal and you can abstain from aborting based on those reasons, but to claim to be pro choice and to advocate outlawing some of the… Read more

@Jello Mix: He's dangerous because people think he's serious. Read more

@missteenwordpower is your sexy Ms. Magoo.: How fucking hard is it for babies to get off their smooth doughy asses and go for a job? Maybe eat some fresh vegetables rather than suck on tits all day. Read more

@badmutha: I had an abortion and Ben Folds wrote a song about it. Boo fucking hoo, dude. You just ejaculated. I'm the one who had to have shit inserted into me to deal with the consequences. Read more

@Jello Mix: I can't take view him as anything except elaborate performance art. Read more

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): What about "I hate men"? Read more

Personally, I'm in favor of an economic recovery plan that I refer to as "More Abortions For American Recovery." Read more

@lalaland13: Dude, late term abortions are SERIOUS medical undertakings. It's not like you can just skip to the doctor's office and they poke you in the stomach with a big pin and you POP and that's the end of it. It takes weeks to recover and months to regain an normal sex life. And it forces you to construct lies to… Read more

I had an abortion to piss off Bill O'Reilly. Read more

Library graffiti artists were much more skilled and dedicated back in olden times. Read more

@la.donna.pietra: In my experience, muddin' has always accompanied high levels of red neckery. Read more

@Ratinski: I know this :) I never hesitate to drop this fact with Lakers fans. Their name is nearly as inappropriate as the Utah Jazz. THERE ARENT ANY LAKES IN LA! Read more

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: You just blew my mind. Read more

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: It's the nail polish that really won me over. It's so cute. Read more

The Lakers are the Yankees of basketball, with a less geographically appropriate name. Read more

@AmericanSplendor: Like the solution EVER lies in making things more complicated. Read more