Molly Osberg's discussions

https://www.propublica.org/datastore/dataset/trump-administration-political-appointees

I subscribe to the print edition, as everyone should! Incredible stuff; I’d recommend as something of a deep cut this oddly riveting 17-year-old story the famed true crime writer Pamala Coloff wrote about lipstick, of all fucking things. https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/lip-shtick/

wonder if any of the consultants helped her craft this brutal own of a tweet 

i mean y’all got some massive togue but there was so much happening recently, I couldn’t find the space

yeah and additionally, headlamp over flashlight any day!

I’m 100% with you, pal https://jezebel.com/im-a-truck-guy-now-1840270649 

Naturally. 

appropriate that the vaping lobster sea goddess may be the last lobster sea goddess :( 

you got a link for me or what 

lmao dude what 

fuck off 

Your Frankie v Bukka take is correct.

was that supposed to end in college? 

i totally fucked that one up, cinnamon toast is right under 8, Cheddar and apples on toast and above 9, Gravy on toast.

for my purposes I wanted to evaluate the actual food as a category rather than brand names or flavors! So assume everything on this list is made with the worst possible ingredients. We’re rationing, baby. 

we’re not keeping it together particularly well, tbh

I think I can say with some certainty I am vastly more mortified than you were annoyed. I was a copy editor in another life! I really do appreciate you bringing it to my attention so quickly, though.

it’s been corrected, and i guess you’re my new boss now, bud 

ugh nice