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Carlos Underhill of Manatee County, Florida is 93 years old and was just charged in a sex sting for trying to fuck whores. The last time this happened, he was 75. There's no picture of him, but there are some delightful quotes. I don't know why this story reminded me of David Paterson. [TBO] Read more

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  • Have you been wondering, like, where the hell has Hillary gone? What with all the gubernatorial humping and the
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The Wall Street Journal profiles Lauren Conrad today in a story that has all the soul-deadening detail about celebrity artifice you'd get in a New Yorker profile with none of the irritating little literary flourishes. Perhaps the best part is the accompanying video of "celebrity branding expert" Ryan Schinman Read more

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