Lori Drew has been indicted! (We totally want to marry the California courts today.) The Los Angeles feds have…

Lori Drew has been indicted! (We totally want to marry the California courts today.) The Los Angeles feds have…
There are few garments I loathe more than the swimsuit. I don't really like going in water, or getting sand in my…
The California Supreme court just overturned the state's ban on gay marriage for being discriminatory and…
Yesterday Jessica and I were interviewed on the subject of Carrie Bradshaw; do we like her, is she a narcissist,…
Bummertown Thursday, dudes. There's a death toll of 20,000 in China, some 2 million displaced people in Burma (and a…
It's been a few days since we checked in on the massive San Diego State frathouse coke ring. So what more have we…
Disclaimer: I have no business opining on literary criticism. Namely because this job has rendered me barely…
We used to play a little game called "Arm or Leg?" with the limbs of some of the models in Teen Vogue. (Such as this…
I'm sick of fine presidents and good presidents and mediocre presidents. I'm sick of Rutherford B. Hayes and James…
Someone could fill a whole blog juxtaposing emails with hilariously apt Google Ads, but ... here's a juxtaposition…
Might I direct your attention-and-subsequent-inattention to a stubborn meme that Needs to Die Now? It's the "no-diet…
I am a pathological loser. Possessions seem to literally reject me as a host. Take this morning: I couldn't find…
Fun new trend being reported by two-thirds of plastic surgeons! People are getting it done to "remain competitive in…
That kids today are exposed to massive amounts of porn and heavily porn-influenced content at impossibly tender ages…
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