That show of her, uh, softer side is working out for Hillary Clinton, who has widened her lead to 21 points against Barack Obama among likely Democratic primary voters. Remember that Bill Clinton — the cute one! — never managed to win a majority of votes in a general election, and think on the destruction wrought by… Read more
Hi, I'm back. The market is down, apparently because people like me press "ignore" on their cell phones…
An MSNBC story on the "method" behind Michelle Obama's passive-aggressive husband-bashing "madness" reminded us of…
A new magazine for Indian prostitutes, Red Light Despatch, is sort of like Jezebel for the people who will one day…
Sometimes 'Vogue' runs a story so dumb it can only be responded to on its own terms, with an obsequious letter to…
Ivana Trump is getting married again, and the lucky Italian is young enough to be MELANIA'S BROTHER. His name is Rossano Rubicondi, not to be confused with Riccardo Mazzucchelli; that was her last husband; her kids aren't even keeping track at this point. We always had a soft spot for Ivana, who was once such an… Read more
Few types of women inspire as much antipathy — from jealous haters like us, anyway — as the insanely hot woman who…
Breaking news! According to the Ivory Tower, "all the most inane, minimally-researched studies get the maximum media…
Now that we have all these people working for Jezebel who actually wake up on time to do their posts the end-of-day…
Last week, a guest who stayed in the Chicago Homewood Suites reported to us that Jezebel was blocked from her…
If the FCC gave call letters to blogs what do ya think their automated system would "randomly" assign to us? Exactly. [Star Bulletin] Read more
Russia is full of cheap vodka and girls who look like Natalia Vodianova so fuck if I can understand why they need…
Because our skills are so very very unique and, as globalization fanboy Tom Friedman would say, "untouchable," we…
Dear Ad Age media critic Simon Dumenco,
We understand that because it took you an entire menstrual cycle to write…
Remember Hillary Clinton's "tits"? Washington Post fashion critic and Pulitzer winner Robin Givhan wrote about them,…
Hate Dina Lohan? Maybe you're a bad feminist! That's sort of the point of this New York Times story that got me so…
To be honest, I like most of you. Also honest: I hate myself. I hate myself so much more than I could ever hate any…
Surely you have heard of China's longtime "one child" policy to control its population and the way it's warped the…
Conservatives have found two (batshit) pharmacists to sue the state of Washington over the state law that requires…