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Hearst is buying shopping site Kaboodle. Wasn't life easier in the era of the Caboodle? You got them free in the back of Teen magazine, stocked with Lip Smackers and astringent and other stuff Bonne Bell gave away for free back before Denise Richards discovered eyebrow wax and John Casablancas was best known for Read more

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We have yet another staff meeting and I'm not going to make it if I tell you all the stuff I wanted to tell you today so sorry, you're not going to be getting your usual dose of purge. I will tell you, because I know you rely on Jezebel for this sort of highly proprietary information, that the market closed slightly Read more

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That's the tagline on the latest iMac, which we hear narrowly lost out to "Steve Jobs can never be too rich; that's why he went back and fudged the dates on all his stock options so they would be more valuable, what is it about men anyway, nothing is ever enough for them..." Yeah, we hate him. Anyway the cheapest Read more

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Caroline Giuliani apparently got the memo that it's not cool to just blindly follow your father's political views — or the memo that "especially if he is a Republican DUH," or maybe the memo that said "stepmommy is a rogue creature from planet Batshit", or maybe just issue of Vibe with those hottt Terry Richardson Read more

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The latest issue of Vanity Fair contains a story on Pete Wentz, KFed, Steve Aoki and assorted other members of the Hollywood himbo sneaker collector scene in which the following sentence appears: "Al Gore may have been onto something in his new best-seller, The Assault On Reason, when he diagnosed America's Read more

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