In the latest issue of O former General Electric CEO Jack Welch's latest wife Suzy diagnoses the five types of…
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As the stock market snaps back and forth over the uncertainty of all those mortgages lent during the height of the…
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In September 2000 Amy Astley, then a beauty editor at Vogue, wrote a story about saying "ciao to hanging hair" and…
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Karl Rove, the architect of the election Bush actually somehow won, is resigning. He thinks Hillary Clinton is a "fatally flawed" candidate. If only the Democrats could find someone with the electability of George W. Bush! Okay, so..."female angle": Wel,l he's doing it for his family, you see, and not because of all… Read more
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We were recently racking our brains for the word for Yasser Arafat's headdress thingy when we found ourselves…
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Congratulations, Jezebel readers. Corporate America has picked up on the fact that you are seasoned alcoholics whose…
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We almost decided not to change the first name of the sender of this Crap Email, because it is really so incidental.…
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Thank god our economy is in such good shape so economists can tackle such topics of national importance as…
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Welcome to our second installment of "I Work Retail," in which we investigate the very peculiar torture of selling…
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A bunch of senators have rallied together to sponsor a new bill that would legally protect fashion designers from…
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You know what would make us feel pathetic? Marrying someone only to discover he has a twisted double life in a…
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- The market sucked hard and foreigners are regretting ever having anything to do with our economy.
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We're Catholic, so sort of the same way we say Hail Marys when we hear sirens we felt compelled, when we heard news…
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Expensive shit just keeps getting expensiver and expensiver, and both the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal…
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The Chicago Sun-Times put some hard-hitting questions to Michelle Obama yesterday, but like the media-trained…
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Cindi Leive was the daughter of a scientist mom who attended the nation's nerdiest and most self-serious liberal…
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Jenna Bush and her mom are writing a children's book together about a little boy who doesn't like to read that is supposedly "based on their experiences as teachers" which obviously actually means "based on their experiences living with a functionally illiterate retard." However, confession: This picture made me want… Read more
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We here at Jezebel realize Web 2.0 properties like ourselves are the future of media, but we hope we never appear to…
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Kate Hudson lands the cover of Harper's Bazaar with this profundity, as spotted by that paragon of carnivorous…
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