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Do Bill and Hillary have a "happy, loving marriage"? The Huffington Post's Rachel Sklar seems to think so, sufficiently that she sent me this clip wherein she says so on Fox News. To which I replied, "seriously, hillary has a happy and loving marriage? OH JESUS CHRIST." To which Sklar replied: "Come on! Hear me out! Read more

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Anyone who's ever had a dog knows that animals are big pervs. To that end, this just in from a wildlife minister in Nairobi, where the monkeys and baboons are being flooded with accusations of sexual harrassment, improper groping, etc. "Even in our camps, when men are out on patrol and the monkeys see women and Read more

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Macy's is spending $100 million on what sounds like an ingenious advertising campaign featuring Jessica Simpson, Martha Stewart, Donald Trump, Russell Simmons, Tommy Hilfiger and assorted other cult-y under-the-radar type celebrities. What the fuck is it with celebrity endorsements anyway? Seriously, why hasn't anyone Read more

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