Guess what? Senator Craigslist's wife Suzanne, ignored for decades on account of boringness or something, has…
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The market totally rallied today, especially Apple, which meant the rich got richer! How very appropriate for the…
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Hilary Duff: we almost forgot she existed, she has been so completely off our radar screen for at least eleven or twelve days right now. But according to the New York Times, she last night gave a concert promoting that album on which she disses Nicole Richie for getting her boyfriend to sperminate her out of jail… Read more
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American Apparel hoodies and leotards: what's not to luuuuurve, right? Well, thanks to a Jezebel tipster, we've just read former New Yorker writer and onetime temporary Nebraskan Meghan Daum's gimlet-eyed cultural analysis of the company's advertising, and are now in the process of digesting a shocking fact: it is all… Read more
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Last Wednesday Fox premiered a much-hyped new reality series, Anchorwoman, to reviews so savage — and ratings so…
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Perhaps you've heard the news that Mother Teresa did not so much believe in God. (Also: could have used more…
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The housing market may be going to hell and the stock market is on shaky ground, but the Wall Street Journal has found pocket enjoying economic growth: the beer pong industry. Explains beer pong entrepreneur Adam Wasserman: "When you move into a new place, you need the basics: a TV, fridge and a beer-pong table." Our… Read more
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Michael Lohan just called Perez Hilton's iPhone. IT'S AN EXCLUSIVE!!!!! Michael is a Christian now, which means he is, unlike Mother Theresa, full of forgiveness and empathy and would never cast stones as if he himself were without sin but anyway Dina's a cokehead who dates a rapist and has drunkenly crashed like… Read more
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Here's Angelina in Iraq, or more specifically, the no-man's land between Iraq and Syria occupied by a thousand or…
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Two years ago a natural disaster alerted everyone to the fact that, oh yeah, slavery was once legal in this country…
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See this house? It's the home of a family who have donated more than $200,000 to Hillary Clinton's campaign over the past two years. Real estate sure is pricey in California! Interestingly, reports the WSJ, it's also an address that has been linked to an apparel executive named Norman Hsu, who makes his money by, duh,… Read more
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Following many months of assuring the public she would not be, like, trying to get into any war zones or anything…
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- Senator Craigslist says that not only is he not gay, he has never been gay, including when he was arrested three…
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A few hours ago we got an email from a friend who attested to be the only person under the age of 63 who did not…
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A while ago a very distant relative of a Jezebel sent us this Facebook message that reminded us why we try to avoid…
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'Cosmo' Tells Me I Was 'Gray Raped'; Feministing Says It Was Rape. Are We Really Arguing About This?
Language is a powerful thing. Like: when the Zionists first began settling in the holy city I just visited they…
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Elizabeth Goldhirsh, winner of yesterday's "Altarcations" competition column on our brother site Gawker and my old…
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It turns out Vogue isn't the only magazine whose reader mail section is full of colossal headfucks. In this installment of "is this specimen of reader mail too hysterically sycophantic to possibly be anything but performance art?" witness Nylon readers Alexia Mendora of Woodland Hills and Rachel Rephan of Virginia… Read more
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Today's Women's Wear Daily reports on NY Times fashion critic Cathy Horyn's blog review of the ninety pound…
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