Our friend John told us the other day that all men know, within five seconds whether they'd do a girl, whether…

Our friend John told us the other day that all men know, within five seconds whether they'd do a girl, whether…
Tipper Gore would stand by her husband if he ran for president, reports Vanity Fair as told to Matt Drudge This is not that surprising, since, you know, she did it, what, four or five times before, and also, Elizabeth Edwards wins the prize for supporting her husband even though she's months away from her deathbed or… Read more
Jezebel readers ought to know: there is a dark, personal side to our Wednesday tabloid ritual that is Midweek…
Fashion Week is here! And with it, the inevitable Fashion Week-pegged crop of even more inevitable stories about the…
George Bush went to Iraq for his Labor Day 2K7 BBQ and talked to Katie Couric and some other lady news correspondent…
We're retiring early today because we're weary and sluggish from fasting in preparation for Fashion Week, which…
Meet Clayton Yeutter: heartland Republican, onetime agriculture secretary, former RNC chairman, powerful Capital…
Just bought People at Duane Reade, where the following interaction occurred:
Clerk: Oh, his first name is Owen...…
We were spending so much time casting blogstones at our fellow Americans' ignorance we probably deserved the…
Today a TMZ videographer walked around a college campus documenting the stupidity that TMZ hath wrought. They found…
Readers, it has been a LONG FUCKING DAY on the righteous indignation front. So long, in fact, that we are finding it…
You know how, back in the very beginning, we referred to "Crap Email From A Dude" as a public service? This one is…
Folio stacks up the September gynomags side-by-side, and finds that Vogue not only weighs the most, it boasts nearly three hundred ad pages before that Editor's note in which Anna Wintour talks about how the epic struggle to put together September Vogue is actually going to be the subject of a riveting documentary by… Read more
Meet Marshall Miller. He's not only a heterosexual man, he's an expert on the female orgasm. No, really, he…
Augustt 28, Heathrow International Airport. Image via Bauer-Griffin.
Life is easier when you're a pretty girl. Not something we needed to travel to South Carolina to figure out, right?…
Geopolitics whiz Miss Teen South Carolina has a message for all her jealous Facebook friends and frenemies, one of…
Glamour prego blogger Christine Coppa is in labor, meaning that barring unforeseen induced-labors, her babe will beat Glamour "Crazy Sexy Cancer" blogger Erin Zammett Ruddy's spawn to the finish line. Welcome in advance, Virgo! A well-organized shoe collection and a whole host of neurotic tics rooted in your… Read more