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@kielbasasausage: Sorry guys, something weird happened to a large block of text. I'm so great at HTML! Read more

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@chezme: I didn't fix it, actually. You just probs read it wrong because I wrote dropped to 152 from 167. I was trained to write that way in years writing about fluctuating stock prices, if you care. Though it's maybe a little awkward. Read more

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@stacyinbean: WHOAAAH. BEST CRAP TEXT EVER. please please have her try to recreate. that's amazing. Read more

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@chezme: Oh, I thought it was a joke. Because, duh, if you're looking for something to get mad about, the newsstand is a pretty good place to start! But yeah, if this post sounded mad.. well... glad you've never met me after marathon practice! Read more

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@Balk: Dear Balk, I read this story in Styles on Sunday on how high-profile commenters on popular blogs are the toast of the town and so um keep this up and you can make your OWN fashion rules. Like, remember that time you pointed out how the color of my T-shirt accentuated the stringyness of my hair? I mean, you were Read more

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@Scout: I LOVE NTJ. I think it's actually my ex-boyfriend though. But yeah, THEGREATLADIES is loved. Read more

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@petuniacat: No, we're saying she should quit her DAY JOB. It's an honor! Uh, well not really. Read more

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@eabinante: Good catch, guys. Whoever wrote the caption was more honest than whoever wrote the story. Ahem. Seriously, what offended me was that it simply wasn't her story to tell. Read more

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"Tinseltown Tot" was, like, ironic, in case you missed that. Read more

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@jglessner: Dude, you're confusing "gender" for "astrological sign." I don't care about any of this shit but I still have to deal with crap I mentioned. Except, of course, for the waxing: fuck it to that. Read more

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@SarahHeartburn: hahah, my syntax does get shaky when there's more code than actual text in the post. Sorry. It's a little head spinning Read more

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@theysaidwhat: I kind of tried to point that out. When I said glibly before that anorexia was about conveying control and superiority, I was not properly addressing the fact that I do understand how quickly that becomes a toxic and sometimes even deadly form of self-hate. And I empathize! Really. Maybe I just have a Read more

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@Trix4Kids: In their lifetimes. Not now; in their lifetimes. That's what your math is not taking into account. Read more

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@Trix4Kids: Oh Jesus, NONE of your estimates are "conservative", according to the National Institute of Mental Health. They say an estimated 0.5 to 3.7 percent of FEMALES suffer from anorexia nervosa in their lifetimes, and the mortality rate among people with anorexia has been estimated at 0.56 percent per year, or Read more

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