mizjenkins
MizJenkins
mizjenkins

I can't say I've ever had homemade ranch dressing (yum!) but I can definitely vouch for the fact that the Plains states do it better than the coasts. Ranch dressing in the Northeast is just a sad, sorry joke. Read more

Um...San Luis Obispo? Somewhere near the Hearst Castle. Or maybe it exists in another dimension and I just happened to find the portal there. Read more

Honestly? It's the most flattering thing I've seen her wear in months. Including her wedding dress. Read more

Why do I love you when you're always so wrong?! Ranch dressing is a gift from the gods, Pinkham. The only reason you don't know this is because you are oh so smug about visiting those Plains states...well guess what?! The last time I went on a vacation across America (I totally did and it was amazing) I started eating Read more

She does not mention who the rapist is at any point... Read more

You know I love you...and I say this in the spirit of hope and unity... Read more

What other people have said about safety concerns makes sense. I'd also add revenge and blackmail to the list of possible reasons. Like I kind of wish I had audio of my parents being absolute shit-tastic monsters...imagine the possibilities. Read more

...the ever-changing Beyoncé expresses her many moods, manners, auras, and multifaceted characters... Read more

Huh. I totally agree but the idea had never really coalesced and I had never put it into words. All I know is I have been somewhat bitter and disdainful towards all things Hello Kitty since she became mainstream and ubiquitous. Read more

I totally remember that commercial and now I know why his face has always looked so familiar. It had honestly been killing me! Read more

No way. I am Team Dog all the way when we're talking about housepets, but out in the wild the Big Cats rule. Hyenas and such to the left. Read more

Well helloooo Robert Cornelius!

This was a good apology. They get my respect for acknowledging and owning their bad judgment unequivocally. Read more

Hmmm...the smile still seems forced to me. Don't get me wrong I think the cut and fit are flawless and I think the color is great on her skin tone. Could use more jewelry but that isn't the biggest issue for me. I just feel like she isn't really owning it. Read more

She does this collar so often...and so well.

It's a little bland but at least she's dressed age appropriately. They always do a great job with that on her. Read more

I think this is actually bizarrely unflattering on her. Maybe because of her facial expression? She doesn't look comfortable; that dress doesn't look like her.

Am I allowed to say she looks a little bit "Ursula the Sea Witch"??? But in the best possible way!