MizJenkins
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@MiloMinderbender (will sell you shares of the syndicate.): Well-said, my friend, well-said. Read more
@MizJenkins: Er...that is, the not-doing-dumb-things streak NOT the not-getting-laid streak. Because dammit that needs to end SOON. Read more
I will never understand how Stevie manages to smize through sunglasses (nevermind the obvious inability to make actual eye contact). Read more
*WARNING: SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION* Read more
@ronniedobbs: I haven't gotten laid in two years. Read more
*WHAT?!!* Read more
*WHAT?!!* Read more
That's a whole lot of WTF???! Read more
Good for you, Vinny. You know what? I like these kids. Read more
Ha ha!!! Big ups! Read more
@escapefromny: Oh snap! Read more
@andheartss haz it: I love you. Where have you been all my life? Read more
13 minutes??? People! You don't know what you're missing... Read more
Wow! Great work everyone!!! Now can I haz s'more puppehs plz? Read more
Do these statistics really differ much from popular opinion in 2008? Read more
Oh Tavi, I hear you girl. Welcome to a long line of women (and men for that matter) who find MTV's programming to be shallow, out-of-touch and depressingly obvious in its corporate/capitalist agenda. Read more
@the glamwich: WORD. Read more
@yvanehtnioj: Ha! I love you. Read more
@MagImpalor: Truly, this might be the winningest thread in Jezebel history! Read more