Maybe all those dumbasses with their $100 walking shoes dragged the total up. Read more
MizJenkins
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Am I the only one who is fundamentally skeptical of any man who marries a "supermodel"? Read more
@NefariousNewt: D: Read more
Here's what you don't see coming out of the water behind her... Read more
@Ruby_de_la_Booby: Seriously...I mean just because the oil hasn't made landfall yet I still don't know that I would have my toddler out bobbing around in that water. Read more
@curiousgeorgiana: Oooh good call. Also...Koosh balls!! :D Read more
@sara cynthia sylvia stout: I know they're not Arab-American...but did you see that B&W photo??! Read more
@der gugelhupf: It's slightly weird to me. None of my besties are exes who cheated on me by getting publicly fellated by a hooker. Read more
@want-to-be-in-LA: LOL for this! Read more
All I can think about is how useful those little buggers would be for cleaning between the shower tiles. Read more
Dammit! I can't believe I missed the Miss USA pageant. Where was the heads-up Jezebel?!?! No live blog? :( Read more
I would believe Mary-Kate and Ashley were 23 if they didn't walk around done up like Courtney Love... Read more
Really Rhianna? Really? Read more
Run Felix! Ruuuuuun! Read more
I'd love to know if there's actually anyone who can dance like this, who does dance like this, who has seen what it does to men and still thinks this is appropriate choreography for 8 year-olds? Read more
@clevernamehere: That is interesting. That might explain why they're all in little shiny bikinis... Read more
@PrincessSassypants: Urban dance is a style of dance that was originated in urban neighborhoods by Black people. And a lot of White people (clearly) don't have a full appreciation of what that means. Read more