Mmmmm...no. Read more

Mmmmm...no. Read more
@Doddibot: You've got to be kidding me! Adult women have the right to be sluts if they want to be (good luck to them). Children, on the other hand, are not supposed to be having sex with anyone. Ergo, they should not be dressed in ways that mimic adult displays of sexual availability nor simulating sexual movements in… Read more
@A Small Turnip: A+ for viligilance! Read more
@MyUnderpantsHaveFlamesOnThem: Y'know...now that you mentioned it he may have emailed me too. Read more
@OakMotYouthCenter: Countless dozens of pedophiles are watching fully clothed children playing in parks, schoolyards, etc. C'mon. Read more
@WitteeFool: ...there's nothing on their body to show off anyway. Read more
As performed in the living room: fierce and adorable. Read more
Ooh, stick around and try to catch Good Grammar Guy when the family crisis clears up. He sounds like a winner (for once, said with no sarcasm implied)! Read more
@Lindsey G.: You should. DEFINITELY. Read more
BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Read more
I credit Mr. Barker with single-handedly redeeming the name Nigel, which I've always found to be somewhat smarmy. Read more
@H_is_for_Heretic: Ugh! This annoys me to no end. Seriously people?? This is such a pet peeve...right behind couples who insist on holding hands in crowded public places (like the subway) so that everyone has to walk around them. Read more
@bumpcitykitty: Brilliant. Read more
I've already accepted that nothing about this movie is going to be any good. Read more
Every time I scroll past the image of the baby nursing on the main page I get oddly thirsty... Read more
Dammit Dodai! That's just mean. Lure me in with yummy hot Nigel Barker and then...GAH!!! Read more
Yes! I always have a theme song of the moment for when I want to get hyped up. Usually something with a good beat to strut to... Read more