midwesternmom
midwesternmom
midwesternmom

Come on now. There is no way that Bret Michaels can know everything he’s got.

DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Look, if you have to spell it out for people....

Same but I’ve never written it up for some reason!

Well, there’s Gangsta rap in the background, so I’d say 50-cent percent.

How do you know that was advice to you and not to herself? Maybe she had to remind herself that you were all young and dumb and she shouldn’t murder you. 

I could see it coming all the way from Russia..

And I find that very startling from a group of people that claim to be the champions of women empowerment. Read more

Hurricane Tiffany! 

I’m looking for something cheerful, I swear! 

Also as plausible as when Joe Smith got word from God that polygamy was cool, right about the same time as the hot nanny moved in.

Chace’s The Deep calendar spread is perfect.  That conspicuous bulge is so in character it’s ridiculous.

My first thought upon seeing that image “Did the Dance Mom’s lady get out of jail already?”.

Twenty minutes? I’ll wait for the InstaPot Vag thank you very much.

The good table was reserved for your brothers.