midwesternmom
midwesternmom
midwesternmom

Also, I mean, am I the only one who thinks that there is no shame in getting married with broken wrists? I see no reason to hide broken bones. I would have worn my fucking casts to my wedding, if they were medically required. So what? It would turn into a running joke with my partner, something to bring up every time Read more

she has to be some sort of medalist in the gold digger olympics. with this kind of determination, i’m shocked she hasn’t put the moves yet on dt jr., since he’s available . Read more

Schlafly Graveside “Hooray, She’s Still Dead” Barbecue and Dance Assault Marathon! Shall we say, Sunday at 2:30ish? I’ll bring Lil Smokies. Read more

Anytime there’s Phyllis Schlafly hate I’m in! Read more

If nothing else, this is a long-overdue fuck you to former Governor Jim Thompson, who led the fight against the ERA in Illinois back in 1982 and was the reason we were the major state outside of the South to vote against a completely reaosnable amendment. Read more

I don’t know how to insert pictures but if I could it would just be a picture of Joshua Jackson and the act of googling a picture of him is the closest I’ve ever gotten to him and I still choose him. Read more

Sure! He was in my city for a comic-con, and I was working the event. I was assigned to stand by him-take photos for people with their phones, keep the line moving, etc. We struck up a flirtation and I was placed at his table all 3 days (I learned later on he’d requested I stay with him for the duration of the con). Read more

like, the part of the story where gadge tells us about sleeping with norman reedus? Read more

she was saved through the miracle of a secret cryogenic experiment Read more

He doesn’t need to recover from it. I’d be totally fine with that and believe my moral compass would still be intact. Read more

It’s just enough to drive a modern person mad to listen to these incels from the internet area ensconced in their comfortable secure lives complaining about the fact that they’re discriminated against because they don’t have enough sex. It’s like, Jesus get a hobby. For Christ’s sake, you — you — ” Read more

Please tell me you wrote this whole article just to drop that pun in the comments. Read more

Cosmetic purposes? Are you saying those who scrape out the poo tract are... ahem... vein?
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My BFF’s cats hate the sight of me. One look and ZIP! They’re under the bed. Dunno why, I’m a cat person, we’ve had up to four in our lives (two right now), but evidently they could instantly tell I’m secretly a serial feline murderer. :-(
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