After I dumped him, my ex used to call himself involuntarily celebate. No joke. Read more
midwesternmom
midwesternmom
“Its probably no worse than what the queers have already done to the soil” Read more
I think that is a really pissed off Mark Twain. Hard to recognize without his trademark white suit. Because obviously, He’s with Her. Read more
Don’t think she’ll be anywhere near reporters with the new accusations about her being paid to model while on a tourist visa. She will hide out and start a list of divorce attorneys. And hopefully book editors. Read more
i would believe everything you said, but Cubs
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You get points for not immediately bursting into laughter when he said he asked his wife. I would have died. Read more
This is just the best. You are a hero. Read more
That’s fantastic! I, too used to fake sick. All. The. Time. The nurses ended up knowing my name and practically had my dad on speed dial. I’m diabetic and have an insulin pump, ago I would either claim extremely high blood sugar or say there was an issue with the pump. They always let me go. Read more
Omg he had to check with his wife! That part kills me! Read more
This story is magic Read more
***Double Down for the WIN!*** Read more
Is it wrong that I call her “Mailordia?” Read more
“Don’t judge me. You didn’t divorce Bill.” Read more
Also, I really love how cordial Melania is with Trump. She occasionally allows a peck on the cheek for the cameras. thassit. Read more