Answer: Yes. He probably could. After he ran out of clean underpants and had to resort to the emergency “Smiley Face Boxers”, he would probably do a load of laundry..but it would never make it into the dresser. He would probably use the same glass over and over. Grocery shopping would consist of food for our kid,… Read more
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I want to hug your Dad. My abuser came to visit me in the hospital room (he’d put me in) and the policemen stationed outside my door asked if I wanted them to remove him. I said, No, I want to yell at him until he leaves out of shame. Which I did, through my swollen-shut jaw, and he did leave. Boom. If my Dad had been… Read more
Your Daddy sounds fantastic Read more
While less satisfying, your dad definitely made the best choice for everyone involved. Good on your dad. Read more
More like angry typing, no time to proof read! The anger is talkin here! Read more
I Googled the brother and found a story from a few years ago that mentioned him. He and his wife adopted and apparently adoption is a no-no according to their crazy religion because the child “carries the sins of the parents.” What the actual fuck? Team Anna’s Brother indeed! Read more
Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo. Read more
“I delivered what you asked for. It’s not my fault you didn’t say anything beyond `For new web site pickuppregnantchicks.com .’” Read more
Back in my day, we just watched porn to get off, not be reminded of the current disintegration of the celebrity family. Read more
When you come from a position of privilege, being treated like everyone else seems like persecution. Read more
I’m still going to file it away for future reference... Read more
I think that joke lacked a bit of polish.
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Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?” Read more
Indeed, lets continue to shit all over Bernie for advocating for more than is even reasonable given the current political landscape. He’s a guy that is running a campaign that I’m convinced he knows is going to fail so that the progressive agenda gets at least lip service for some period of time and he’s making… Read more
he managed to do sneaky things and then accuse her of making things up and playing the victim. He is like Robert Durst’s stupid little brother. Read more
And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?! Read more
But it is Men-sa, not Men-ses. Read more
Hey! Here’s an idea. All the 18+ Duggar “kids” similtaneously enlist in the army on active service. Their reality show will be called D-Troop, and will follow the hijinks of Duggars digging up and disabling IEDs. Each week it will be like Ten Little Indians — will Jesus save them, or will He not?
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I would rather flush every last penny I had down the toilet. And if Amy is so hard up to write thank you notes, she can send letters to the service men and women overseas because I am sure she and her other cult members love America just as much as they do Jeebus. Read more
Cancer is a motherfucker. Please excuse my language but I speak the truth. You can lose anything from cancer. Read more