I don’t find this so shocking or as horrifying as there are some pretty quiet and dark flights. What I do find shocking is that there are more people totally grossed out by feet. I personally am more grossed out by the idea of bodily fluids than I am someones fucking feet. I only have a problem with feet it someone is… Read more
Phlegm for the win! Read more
The guy in the row behind had a huge coughing fit. Flight’s over, walking down the jetway, my nephew looks over at my sister and says, “Ooo, what’s in your hair?” Read more
That story is making my blood pressure rise, fucking entitled parents are the worrrrrrst. Read more
And I looked, and behold a brown horse: and his name that sat on him was Deuce, and Feces followed with him.
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Between sips of his Mimosa, Eisenberg’s eyes widened. He waved for his personal masseuse to stay her hand. It was then that he realized the many ways his penthouse suite at ComicCon was not unlike the attic of the Anne Frank House. Read more
I just brought these little guys home Friday, and they slept on the couch Friday night, but with me last night. I woke up to not only a nose boop, but happy chirping and licking my nose while the other one kept pawing my hand. After five months without a cat this is the happiest Sunday morning in recent memory. I…
For that primary, I decided to vote on the GOP ticket because the Democrats were so unappealing (the most moderate Republican choice on the ballot being more appealing than Blagojevich). Even in the general election, I went Green because I couldn’t bring myself to vote for him. Sadly, I was right. He was a shady… Read more
As a former Marine, I’ll have you know that’s called, “basic training.” Read more
Assuming the kid will ever learn to read is kind of putting the cart before the horse.
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Same here. I’ve had my name for 41 years already, and given that I’m single, there’s a good chance I’ll have it for more years to come. Having one name until middle age and then abruptly changing it upon marriage just seems so weird to me. My name is intricately bound to my identity due to my having had it for so… Read more
“Good! Don’t take his name. By the 3rd or 4th wedding it’s just a hassle.” Read more
Mr. Celette took mine. Because it’s awesome and he should want it.
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Sean, you have a successful but grueling career (nursing) 2 hours away and some pretty severe unchecked anxiety. OH BUT you’d be perfect for Davina because you two had such traumatic childhoods! Here’s some legos kids, you’re MEANT TO BE. Read more