Are his eyes really teal-blue? He is amazing. And her wedding dress makes me think she is Dolly Parton's secret child. Over-the-top yet still oddly tasteful. Their kids will design our futures. Read more
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If I have an episode that lasted more than a day, I could see maybe using it at night. I have never made a mess while sleeping, but it is my greatest fear. Read more
I have an allergy to certain preservatives. If food is treated to stay bright and fresh, it runs through me like an Olympic athlete going for the gold. So sometimes a salad for lunch turns into an afternoon of running to the office bathroom. I have never sharted at work. I will not fart at work bc I am so afraid of… Read more
And never eat the yogurt in Nepal. It's like Activia on steroids. And the chicken in Siena. And god only knows what got to me in Sevilla. I should write a travel guide on sharting. Read more
I want to be your friend. We can hang out, watch Netflix, and laugh until we shart. Read more
M-I-Z....(don't leave me hanging here) Read more
Such a sweet face for an imp. He looks just like our Tiger,who was a shelter kitty twice removed (people kept passing him on, which ended when his ass hit our couch and they bonded). A name will come to you, and it will be as perfect as that little dark pink nose. And I love his perfect M markings on his face. Read more
If you enjoy Jezebel, dig deep into that wicked sense of humor. Keep coming back. Read more
Once upon a time, I was here the week Jezebel started, and I was Weavingissexy. I took a sabbatical from Jezebel after I adopted my son, could not figure out hot to reclaim my former identity, and became Midwesternmom. It is such a sad commentary on my life after kids. Jezebel kept me sane during my two extended… Read more
I don't know, if I had to look into the soulless eyes of Clint Eastwood, I am sure my life would flash before me. Read more
I don't know, if I had to look into the soulless eyes of Clint Eastwood, I am sure my life would flash before me. Read more
I don't know, if I had to look into the soulless eyes of Clint Eastwood, I am sure my life would flash before me. Read more
I don't know, if I had to look into the soulless eyes of Clint Eastwood, I am sure my life would flash before me. Read more
My aunt and uncle were like this. He paid almost all the bills, andthen whatever was left was his to spend. She only bought groceries, and saved every other penny. They were happy bc he got to spend it all and she got to save it all. Not equitable, but happy. In our house, my husband buys all electronics. He loves to… Read more
The cashier at JoAnn's actually helped me sort my cart to maximize use of her coupons. It was 40% off highest item, then a discount for regular price and a lesser discount for sales items. And right before Christmas, when every other store was hectic and horrible. Read more
I think the chance to win $250,000 would get my butt off the couch and onto the treadmill. It was still a competition, and contestants lose by fractions of pounds. So I can understand being a bit obsessive to maximize her chances of winning.
Now, should we make entertainment out of people competing to lose weight,… Read more
I saw them in Northern Italy, and wished that restaurants warned me that they only had squatties before bringing that third glass of wine. My ability to squat while tipsy is limited. Read more
He's the cooler cat! Read more
I didn't watch it, either. Reading it breaks my heart for her. Read more
Yes, she was victimized twice. Read more