My first thought was, "That's one frat boy summer movie I won't be seeing." I know that Finnick is from the water district, but does he have to look like such a douche? Read more
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Who would want the job of rhino semen collector? Read more
He was Kip, the Sapper, in The English Patient. Young and hot and defusing bombs. Read more
Please start answering, "more tactful than you." Read more
I am a bad person, because my first thought was that this would make a great episode of CSI where the twist was that the family, the random stranger, and the hapless teenager were all in cahoots to split the multi-million dollar settlement. Again, I fully admit that crime shows have destroyed my moral compass. Read more
Get out of the grey and into the white! Read more
If Global Warming means more shirtless Tyson Beckford, I am buying aerosol hairspray and aiming it straight at the ozone layer. Read more
Mr. Peaches was a fan of Wings, and Silly Love Songs. You think the kitty would have had enough of silly love songs. Read more
They have a buffalo chicken sandwich with atomic sauce that is amazing, and my town doesn't have a decent substitute. So about twice a year we get Hooters takeout and I eat until my stomach burns with fiery shame. Read more
She still has that otherworldly quality about her. Read more
Dan Brown may write the same book over and over, but they are damn fun to read. Started Inferno last night, and read for three hours straight. It is like a quick trip back to Florence, with constant shooting instead of the constant eating I do on vacation. I should start Inferno tours, where we chase people around… Read more
I once really bonded with a random friend's toddler. The kid would come straight to me and demand to be held, and I just connected to her immediately. Fast forward six months of us bonding at parties, and my dad met her, laughed, and told me she looked just like me as a baby. Once I saw it, it was obvious. It was like… Read more
My youngest niece was scrawny, with stiff black hair that stuck out crazily. And she was born with this deep, scratchy Exorcist voice. She scared the crap out of me and I was terrified to watch her because I feared her head would spin around. Around the age of five she started speaking in this light sing-song voice… Read more
I make toffee in the winter, and the bartenders at our favorite bar go crazy for it. Over the years, it has expanded to bags for other patrons at Christmas. We are all married, and it is just a fun way to meet new people and share my love of sugar. Unfortunately, I married a man who is immune to sugary treats, so I… Read more
No!!! He truly is a cockroach, if he survived that. In my world, he is still digesting. Read more
When Perlman died, in such a horrifically absurd way, I laughed for joy bc I hate his SOA character so much and his death felt cathartic. Read more
Is she crying bubbly tears? There's a vaccine for that. Read more
The threat must be reasonable, as perceived by a reasonable person in the same shoes. Read more
Ok, those eyes did it. I am selling all my posessions on Ebay and giving the money to my new master. I just want to rub her little tummy all day. Read more
Oh boo-fucking-hoo. CNN says that Zimmerman fears for his life. Really? Afraid to walk to the store because some over zealous asshole might stalk and kill you? Read more