Also gets a point for being the name of one of my dearly-departed cats. Bitch never did fetch my slippers, though. Read more
midwesternmom
midwesternmom
That scene was so Leslie. She was scared, and uncomfortable, but so supremely confident in herself and what she wanted to put herself out there. Read more
How could that 14 year-old girl be anything other than a bag of bones? That is an acceptable weight for a three year-old, not a girl entering puberty. What a sad and lonely life she must have had, with no one caring for her. Read more
Must nom on chubby toes!! And the only creatures home today are the cats. Must not nom on chubby litter-smelling toes. Read more
As a third child (and an unexpected bonus to my parents) I want to hug you also. I have two, and it is crazy every day. I have an amazing sitter for my youngest, and I am lucky that my sister (also a mother of three, but all grown now) has time to be my personal shopper at used clothing stores. It is taking a village… Read more
I wonder who is getting custody of Bruce Willis? Read more
Probably the same fraternity that marched across campus in Confederate uniforms the first year my university observed Martin Luther King Day. I am still pissed off just remembering it. Read more
I love her ability to protect her private world and control the release of information. If it took her three years to share photos of her wedding dress, maybe our first photo of the baby will be for her/his driver's license. Read more
That sex is not shameful or dirty. That women can enjoy sex. That is not something reserved for judgmental old ladies who still wear a girdle fully visible through their nurses uniform. Read more
That's a lot of horseplay, even from a horse's ass. Read more
I blame the shoulder pads. Read more
Check out Kniitty.com. The children's sweaters will make your fingers twitch. I have made several for my children, and they are very well-loved. Read more
No, they did not. A 69? How is that possible—who would buy that for a child? My daughter is 4 and the places we can shop are dwindling, as I refuse to brand her as "sassy" or fit only for shopping. Read more
Did you ever crack open a "snow" globe? Damn, now I wonder if that would work for smuggling. Read more
Please go find eight mice and dress them up as reindeer. Your kitty wants to play "Santa has his OWN reindeer games." Read more
Robyn's first husband was a Jessop, and the Jessop compound is under investigation for sexual and physical abuse of children and for forcing a 16 year-old to wed. Pretty much like Warren Jeffs, but with no convictions yet. She managed to leave him, and she is now openly speaking about being an abused wife. I think… Read more
She's my favorite wife. She has so much confidence in her own ability to start a business and support the family, and I wish I could invest in her energy. Read more
Take it and give it to a food pantry, if you don't object to passing along meat. My old job used to give out turkeys as a Christmas bonus, and single going-out-of-town me used to pass them on to someone who had the time. Read more
A list. Of chores for him to do. Setting up all the tvs after the move was a personal circle of hell for Kody. Read more
yeah, I don't see her adopting children with serious special needs, which is what is available to non-Indian, non-resident applicants. Read more