midwesternmom
midwesternmom
midwesternmom

I prefer to think of this particular instance as the Clusterfuck effect. Just too sad and horribly intentioned. Read more

She needs to take her Misery axe and head to Wall Street. Read more

Well, one of the backup dancers not in costume could represent her second husband. Chris something? At least the first one sues her often and keeps his name in the press. Read more

In the past few years, adoption has become common within China. Families have a son, then adopt a daughter. However, some families have stated that these "daughters" are actually being chosen as future daughters-in-law if their sons can't find a wife. Read more

I mean that your cat finds you just as fascinating, and is sharing your odd human habits with her feline friends. Read more

If it's not too tmi, I have thick, dark leg hair with pale skin. I love the Enjoi because the nasty black roots don't show immediately. Otherwise, I have to shave every day, which gets tiresome. Read more

I love my Enjoi. It is like twenty rotating tweezers. It is not too painful, and the hair on my legs has gotten sparser over time. But I still can't do my bikini line without a couple shots of whiskey first. Read more

That is exactly what someone just posted over on Catabel.com. She has also noticed that her human needs to rub her belly more. Read more

I spent the day on and off a ladder painting my living room, with no problems. But I just fell off my desk chair and wrenched my shoulder. I am annoyed because tomorrow I am supposed to do the glaze coat, which is something that Midwesternman cannot do because he ic colorblind and won't able to see the difference as Read more

Thank you. I am painting my living room and that is my cue to open a window and get the fumes out. Read more

Wouldn't it be a better world if A Million Moms could mobilize some concern for the children whose parents love in a food oasis, who cannot get to a decent supermarket with an array of reasonably-priced and offensively-named food items available to them? Read more

So did I, and I was really pissed at Bill for a few seconds. Read more

Yea! to babies and children finding homes with loving parents. Read more

I have never heard of cast socks and mittens, but it sounds like the perfect mindless way to knit up leftover yarns. I am calling around to hospitals today, Read more

My dad had testicular cancer over 30 years ago, and was fairly vocal about his early detection. No chemo or radiation needed-still alive today. Men just don't talk openly about this stuff, but everyone knew they could ask Daddy if they had lumps of questions. Anything to get men talking and checking and saving their Read more

Once football season is over, you can rent a blimp at a discount. Read more

I hope Kelly Osbourne tries a hate-loss program next. Read more

I am thinking that those tapes of him will be played at his murder trial. Dude should lawyer up and shut up, because he is making himself the #1 suspect. And I am very sorry for anyone who is her friend, because this will be heartbreaking. Read more