If by "moved on" you mean "morphed into Vanna White," then yes, she did. Read more
midwesternmom
midwesternmom
@This Lady is Brutal: Thank you for summing up exactly how I feel. They made such a safe life for their first son, and they deserve happiness and peace. Read more
@la.donna.pietra: That's so lovely. My former cat, Mr. Peaches and Cream, used to curl up in baskets to sleep. Then I went through a basketmaking phase and he insisted on sitting/sleeping in each one, even if he had to back his big butt into it and kinda push his way down. I miss his quirky cat ways. Read more
@caseycannolis: He did know his drugs. Read more
When she said she was "high class" Read more
The biggest thing about the cold in Chicago is that it is damp. The Read more
I think a fair punishment would be to make her live with all five Read more
They truly are Large; in heart and in spirit. Read more
@lauralauramc: He looks like Borat's long-lost father. Read more
Can we have another contest for the worst first date ever? I have a great story involving my unwittingly involvement in a drug ring at the age of 16. I am guessing the Jezzies have some awful stories to share and commisserate over. Read more
I would have laughed at Blake Lively's inclusion a month ago, but she showed some serious ability in The Town. And that's the only time I've ever seen her act, so I have no Gossip Girl spillover to cloud my image of her. Read more
There was definitely a rhythm to Anne Hathaway's breasts in that backseat makeout scene in Brokeback Mountain. Read more
Are we sure Dennis Quaid isn't dressed up as Randy? Read more
@Pippi Stardust: Thank you for the PTSD. I had completely suppressed a similar memory. "Well, why can't you fuck us if she's busy?" Read more
My sophomore year my roommate would borrow my clothes without asking, and wear them to parties over the weekend when I was out of town. I was an avid seamstress, so my clothes were distinctive and they were MINE. She was wearing my favorite pinafore dress when she had sex with three guys on the floor of a frathouse… Read more
@This Lady is Brutal: And Valtrex. Read more
@NefariousNewt: The girls at least, but the boys were probably forced out once the elders realized how much fun it was to marry the young women. Read more