@Morning Gloria: Well, he can just join the can-can line of Irish Guardsmen. Read more
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midwesternmom
I wish Dina Lohan had spent this much time and energy making sure Lindsey had a normal childhood back when she was a child. Read more
I wish Dina Lohan had spent this much time and energy making sure Lindsey had a normal childhood back when she was a child. Read more
I cannot imagine having a career where so much depended upon having the perfect partner. That is so much control out of your hands, no matter your dedication or talent. Read more
Now that they live in a safer neighborhood, I hope his niece gets to have a happy, normal Halloween of trick-or-treating. That family deserves a whole lot of normal for a while. Read more
Well, what about the other uses for birth control pills? My partner had a vasectomy, so my chances of pregnancy are nil, but my chances of painful ovarian cysts seem to be astronomical. Thus I am more vigilant about the pill than ever. I can't be the only person who isn't on this for birth control as much as pain… Read more
@sableized (jez kink squad: co-mistress): Sadly, my brother grew up into a man who would never hit a woman, so his sparring days are over. Read more
@HarpMadness: I wish I had snapped a photo with my phone, because I can imagine noone will believe me when I complain. But that is a good idea and a good way to channel my feelings about this encounter. Read more
We came back from trick-or-treating at the zoo, an organized event where community groups hand out candy. And the Right to Life people were there. They were on a long bridge area, so we couldn't bypass them once we saw them, and they had plastic fetuses out on the table with the candy and were encouraging kids to… Read more
My older brother acted like I was the baby brother he had so clearly wanted. I survived many rounds of a game we called "Evel Kneivel" and only had one concussion. He also taught me how to set my feet and throw a punch. All of this ended when I learned any sparring match could be won by a swift kick to the balls.… Read more
I need more details on what the LeAnn Rimes workout does. Leaner legs from chasing after the married man? Toned arms from tearing him away from his family? Does hanging my head in shame count as a stretch? Read more
Wow, those are some refreshingly normal celebrity baby names. Almost too normal. Read more
"No, help! We do not want to be made into a hat." Read more
@sissylarue: They used the excuse that Sue had "edited" the performance, but that annoyed me also. It is not a dirty word. Read more
@colieoptera: Yes, you will win at life. And by the time your twenty year reunion rolls around, you will have accolades and they will have prison tattoos. Read more
Here are some cheer suggestions that H.S. might enjoy: Read more
Perhaps she could have emulated Suze Orman before she was forced to emulate Jackass. Very sad life. Read more
@EponaWearsBoots: You need a trusty sidekick, so I offer you Liberal Arts Girl, AKA Barista. Read more