midwesternmom
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midwesternmom

@trouble-bubble: Dennis Quaid bailed them out a couple times early on, but has obviously learned that money won't fix whatever problems his brother keeps having. It must be hard for him to watch the downward spiral. Read more

@trouble-bubble: Dennis Quaid bailed them out a couple times early on, but has obviously learned that money won't fix whatever problems his brother keeps having. It must be hard for him to watch the downward spiral. Read more

I have dry, sensitive skin, and I sleep with a humidifier in my bedroom during the winter months. I also have one in my office to combat the stale air. My skin is smoother, my hair is manageable, and I am happy. Easier than trying more lotions and product. Read more

I secretly hope Blake and Brad get together, just so the tabloids will call them "Brake." Read more

They all look like they are waiting for the Glee Club coach to leave his faux-pregnant wife and live in hermetically-sealed bliss together. Read more

Damn, the NYC Jezzies have the best smizes. And #10 looks like Santa's evil helper, stealing the sweaters after he puts them under the tree. Shh, don't tell. Read more

But can MS explain her pathological lying? And incessant need to fame-whore? No? On to another illness, then. Read more

@Buggie: Isn't it lovely to see a face that can make expressions? I love every one of her wrinkles, because they add to her unique beauty. Read more

Sophia Loren should be perpetually showered with confetti, to show the world's love for her. Read more

@UweBollocks: I'm sending you a hug of shame. I only saw the score after the fact, and this is just too much rubbing it in for me to stand. Read more

Nice quote, Wintour. I guess we all now know who ended up with Naomi's blood diamond. Read more

@dancerevolution: One of my friends wore a pantsuit and was called into her male supervisor's office that day and asked to draft a client letter. When she asked how long he expected the letter to be, the supervisor looked her up and down and said, " A good letter is like a good skirt. Long enough to cover the Read more

This happened to me once in my old job. A man who knew me through work asked me out, and literally choked on his coffee when he found out I was a lawyer. This short conversation ensued: Read more

@Ravenwaift: Yes, prison rules in Illinois require bras and shirts with sleeves for womenn. I would guess they would require you to get a bra, although I don't know of any woman who hasn't worn one into the prison. Read more

We aren't allowed to wear underwire bras on prison visits, and you can't remove them for the visit. So there have been some last-minute trips to WalMart or whatever small town shop is nearby to purchase an overpriced and undersupportive bra. Read more

@BringerofthePain: He also admits in other articles that he slapped her face when he found out she was lying. Not self defense, but an angry reaction. Read more

Catty Patty, Tiger did not lose his wife because he lost his endorsements. He lost his wife because he lost sight of every wedding vow he made. Read more