The only good part of getting back together with an ex is that you know exactly why it end the next time. Read more
midwesternmom
midwesternmom
Grounds for divorce-yes. Grounds for abuse-no. Read more
"Psst, Suri, over here. Tell Mommy that she looks fabulous in that baggy blue dress, with flats, definitely flat heels. And remind her that everyone photographs better when they slouch. Thanks, sweetie." Read more
So then he changed his address to Fort Dix and everyone was happy. Read more
Those three kids acting like, well, kids, have done more for Michael Jackson's image and legacy than all his highly-paid PR flacks. Read more
@LadyTudorRose: I would love to see what kind of diversity they have in the writer's room, since that definitely controls the ultimate product. They just keep writing the same ten sketches over and over, slipping in the guest host in a supporting role and failing to utilize anyone but Kristen Wiig. And without… Read more
@LadyTudorRose: I would love to see what kind of diversity they have in the writer's room, since that definitely controls the ultimate product. They just keep writing the same ten sketches over and over, slipping in the guest host in a supporting role and failing to utilize anyone but Kristen Wiig. And without… Read more
@wilmawonker: That's what my stepkids did with their grandma—they have two layers of friends. I am so inept on the computer that I fear I would set it up backwards. Read more
I am currently avoiding accepting friend requests from my MIL and her toxic sister. After two weeks of simply not responding, they confronted me. So I told them someone hacked my account and sent obscene messages (true) and I no longer use my account (not so true). Read more
@Ulookinatmyjunk: IS a star: Took away $1? That's a loogie on your steak. Read more
She looks so different with the ultra-blonde color, but it isn't washing her out. So very Carole Brady goes to a dinner party. Read more
White fuzzy tummies. Soft cuddly tummies. Read more
My mind exploded when I read that her 16 year-old daughter, who was offered as payment for the murders, was sentenced to 5 years for keeping quiet about the plan. How the hell does a victim become an accomplice? Her own mother is prostituting her out, and somehow she is blamed for not going to authority figures? Read more
Well, I will go on thinking happy thoughts for John Travolta and his family. After all, it's not like he had sex with Rielle Hunter—now that is unforgivable. Read more
This is so timely—my son's Pre-K teacher visited us this morning and left me a questionnaire. I am supposed to list three strengths and weaknesses of his, and it is difficult to write his weaknesses without fear. If I write that he has a short attention span, will they see him as ADD? If I write that he is clingy,… Read more
@WineRanger: Remember when it took several days to read through all the articles, instead of a couple hours to page through the insipid mess with pretty pictures? Read more
Her kitty looks just like my Tiger, except for the shriveled ballsack. Maybe that's why Tiger's been hacking hairballs in my shoes again. Read more
@trouble-bubble: Let me translate for you- Read more