Every now and again, the media likes to run with a time-honored story: GONORRHEA OMG YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. The…

Every now and again, the media likes to run with a time-honored story: GONORRHEA OMG YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. The…
It's been a bad year for Susan G. Komen for the Cure. As one of the best-funded cancer organizations in the U.S.,…

Vanessa Hudgens has taken her "Spring Breakers" role to heart, adopting the fluorescent neon tackiness of Harmony…
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, it seems the three most influential dudes in America are really into patting each…
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In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Warren Buffet gets with it, Bill Clinton wonders why it took so long, Pee-wee…
Everyone likes to talk shit abut Millennials. Old fogeys are always like, "You don't know the value of a dollar and…

Hear ye, hear ye, legions of cappuccino and nail polish photographers, ye tilt-shifters and lovers of filters!…
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Obama hugs it out in front of Old Man Abe, Jose Canseco wonders whose boyfriend…
Packing for rehab is kind of like packing for summer camp. Okay, well, no it's not, unless your summer camp had a…
New Zealanders, sick and tired of being ridiculed for everyone calling them Kiwis, are putting an end to the…
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Cher is rolling her eyes at her mom while she attempts to grasp the concept of the…
Before I go to most restaurants, like any other responsible and tech-savvy smart phone owner, I always check their…
Three cheers for science! Woo, scientists and stem cells! Two-year-old Hannah Warren was born in South Korea without…
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J just can't get enough of each other, Courtney Love…
Well, everybody, it appears that capitalism is the answer to all problems! Okay, well, not really, but a new…
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Jailed political activist Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, who has been sentenced two years at a labor camp for hooliganism…
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