meganreynolds
Megan Reynolds
meganreynolds
Senior writer at Jezebel covering culture and consumerism with work in the FADER, Racked, Vulture, the Billfold, Elle, Buzzfeed and others. Working on a book about home.

i have not been able to stop thinking about that cold-ass funeral for at least a week

Gah, those two links are from Amazon, and I believe that’s why they’re not showing up, because of the aforementioned ad-blocker issue? It’s a wok and a rice cooker. 

well, i certainly do

to clarify, in the grim lighting of the office, the browns all looked the same, and it was only when i looked at the corns in my apartment, they revealed their true nature to me. 

I confused my British James!! Record will be corrected. 

I would kill for a garbage disposal, too!

thank you! will correct that

Wow, it isn’t! I actually convinced myself that she had four children, but it stands as a good (unintentional) joke. 

she absolutely SHOULD HAVE fucked Tom Hanks!!! 

A SPLINTER IN THE UVULA ABSOLUTELY NOT

BLOODLINE SEASON 1 WAS THE ONLY GOOD SEASON, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT 

Yes, which is my ideal public swimming pool in New York, as it has an adults-only section!

This is the blog I wish we’d written, but it answers the book questions there: https://www.wsj.com/articles/white-lotus-books-gladwell-11627993711

It’s my life, and also, it’s true. I’m multi-faceted. 

I believe the blonde lady you speak of is Nicole Curtis, of Rehab Addict, and she ALSO got the HGTV treatment and has her own show called Rehab Addict Rescue! It rules, but only because she does. 

i would be telling a lie if i said i didnt almost buy that skirt, but then i was like.... no..... where am i going... nowhere??? and then exercised restraint!

Technically, Travis and Davidson are one in the same!!

Great point, lol, but I was envisioning, you know... something wobbly. I was bad at geometry!!

This was my biggest issue!!! It made no sense!!!