Megan Reynolds
Senior Writer, Jezebel
Mar 31

the Chez Jorge recipe was sent to me two times in a row by two different people, and it is also on my list, but once I make a lackluster colcannon with the quarter of a wedge I have in the fridge, it’s on. 

Mar 1

I meant wedding ring, but it was early and pre-coffee!! I’ll fix that lol. 

Feb 28

When I got vaccinated on Friday, I didn’t have a doctor’s note, and I just signed a self-attestation form that was like, “yeah, I’m fat okay!!!!” and that was fine. I believe it depends on the place you get an appointment, but everyone else I know who’s gotten jabbed bc of a comorbidity didn’t need the note!

Jan 20

I’ve been informed that the New Radicals will be representing California, which means that no one will ghostride the whip for America, and I am INCENSED.

Jan 20

I discovered that the surgical masks meant for a child’s face are the answer to this conundrum. 

Dec 28

Traumatized from years of ruining baking sheets, but I couldn’t possibly bear the thought of cracking an egg onto a baking sheet, I said what I said!

Dec 23

to be fair, he is there, but i did NOT expect him to galumph across the screen and make noise