Tto point out, this is in the sentencing phase of the process- he's already been found guilty by a jury of his peers. It's my understanding that you can't argue for a lesser sentence for a crime your client has been found guilty of on the basis of his (supposed) actual innocence. (or, at least that judges don't look… Read more
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This is also me, only she's less jiggly and doesn't sing as loud as I normally do (or as poorly). And, yeah, it usually does make me this happy. Tracie always has the best video clips! Read more
@PaisleyPajamas: Actually, the woman quoted at the end of the article says she's inclined to do exactly that. Read more
@SinisterRouge: I didn't think you were rude at all, actually! I just thought maybe I wasn't as clear as I thought I was. I don't necessarily support Obama either, I was just trying to make the comparison between the two. Honestly, I have no idea what any of them actually stand for because they're all running around… Read more
@SinisterRouge: I didn't say he stood for something. I said he was flawed and I didn't think he could fuck things up as bad- but that might indeed be from a lack of ambition. Read more
@Jerseylicious, KyRefugee, hugnkiss: My ex boyfriend saw me using mine once ("you can't pop just one!") and was like, oh my God, I need one, where can I get it? Read more
@lukas821: My ex and I tried the minty stuff and about a minute in I was like, well, you'd better work your shit out in the next 30 seconds because that's about how much longer you got before I get all up in there with soap and hot water. Holy hell, did that shit burn. I could have stuck chili peppers in there and had… Read more
@Monkey4Sale: Pegging will have to be another poll on another day by another writer. I know even less about that than I do about this, but I wish you and your wife much success! Read more
@SarahMC: Technically, as the law reads currently, both 13 year olds would be committing equally illegal acts by having sex with one another. And, if either one asked the school nurse for birth control, she could technically be liable for not informing the police, as it's not considered statutory rape, it's considered… Read more
@SarahMC, Andalucía, BiscuitDoughJones: OMG, don't forget the fortune-telling device we made out of notebook paper so we know what decisions to make! Read more
@Johnny101: Well, I haven't been in touch to ask but I assume he's still married. His wife is actually really awesome, and she's also rather smart and put together when he started this that he had a "crush" on me, as did many of his co-workers. But they all thought it was a little cute (!!!) or something and at least… Read more
See, the commenters are totally why Jezebel totes rocks. You folks are really very cool. Read more
@ZippyTortoise: Hey, happy birthday fellow Scorpio! Read more
@SinisterRouge: I wasn't offended, but neither did I want people thinking that it was a revenge post. He's 6 kinds of not my type, even if we set aside the asshattery. Read more
@SinisterRouge: Wow, really? Because I've only been to LA once, 3 years ago, to attend a friend's wedding with my (now ex-) boyfriend in tow. Can't a girl mock a douchebag because he needs to be mocked and not because she fucked him? Read more
@pferde_schwanz: I can only agree with that statement. Read more