@Heidiismyrealname: There is no way in hell an IUD insertion could hurt as much as a LEEP, IMHO. My insurance covered the insertion, but not the device. Read more
@cinemaddict: Oh, I totes have. But, it's like 2 mm of twine coming out of my cervix (not out out of me) and he got laid out of the deal, so I just didn't feel like he was in a position to complain Read more
@erma66: Well, since I've already gone for the major TMI, my experience with that is this: if he's above-average size and you're not and/or you're engaging in a position that allows for rather deep penetration, sometimes. On the other hand, it's like being poked, slightly, by the end of a piece of twine, and he's getti… Read more
@molecule: Oh, definitely send it in. Read more
@AmyFrances: Thanks! But, your mom is an evil genius, and not just because men hold onto their old underwear like its a binkie. I've got a picture in my head of my dad's creepiest friend running around in a yellow thong with his balls hanging out and she's right, it's not hot. Read more
@AmyFrances: I busted out laughing, too. If needed, I'm totally stealing this from your mother because it's kind of the height of hilarious awesomeness. Read more
Ok, so, the meanest thing I did lately: I dated a guy briefly who ended it because, as he told me, he couldn't imagine me as his girlfriend because the girl he imagined as his girlfriend was way hotter. He drinks to the point of oblivion on weekends and has that sorta mild homophobia one sees in the… Read more
@Jezebelmoe: My vote is totes for Carl Quintanilla, but I'm just going by the pictures here because my TV is always on CSPAN 1 or 2. Read more
@Lizawithazee: Jinx. Read more
Oh, this doesn't surprise me at all. Recess is a great time to see who is uptight about dress codes. It's not all an R/D split, though. Read more
I agree. Every time I read his shit, I have to go wash the self-satisfied smug off my hands. It's sticky and it doesn't smell good. Read more
Being an enthusiastic pussy-eater does not make you a good pussy-eater. And "munching carpet" should involve as little teeth as possible. Read more
@Nabisco: You agreed. I did not. Sarko does not look like Ray Wise, who actually wasn't that bad in his younger days, despite the 80s hair. Read more
@BottledCynicism: It totally depends on what Cranimal thinks the rewards are. I mean, having done this recently myself, there were definite physical rewards/differences from going after someone really close to his physical sexual prime. Read more
My mom is 4" taller than my dad. I am no great tall thing, but I've dated men equal in heighter/shorter, for sure- my dad kinda showed me it's so much about personality. Plus, he threatened to disown me if I ever turned down a guy for being shorter. Read more
Also, I laughed out loud when I read "I've tried to be concise here", especially since it's near the damn bottom. Read more
@PaisleyPajamas: Well, it would be nice if there was something positive out of it, but I think the more likely thing is you'll see is legislation increasing the penalties on those caught, uh, "Craiging" and more crackdowns/stakeouts of the variety he got caught up in. It'll just be another thing for the homophobes to… Read more