mattchew03
Matt Cherette
mattchew03

Nobody forced them to do the damn TV show—they know what they're getting into. Read more

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Uh, no shit. I'm friends with a former producer—they only cast people who've already picked a new home and are in escrow, and then they find two comps for them to also "look at." She said the best part of it, though, is that oftentimes the couple will end up liking one of the comps more than the house they chose, Read more

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I took a photo of the inside, too—this is what every single page looked like. Read more

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She's Alana, she's six and she's a beauty queen. (She's seven now, though.) Read more

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Celebrate good times, come on! Let's celebrate! Celebrate good times, come on! Let's celebrate!

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I watch "Titanic" every single time I see it appear on television an I'm not afraid to admit it. *Snaps* Read more

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That one was probably my favorite (I made the GIFs). Read more

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By "worst" you obviously mean "best," right? Because "Christmas Shoes" is MAH JAM. Read more

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I lost it when he busted out the "Like an elephant!" line. Read more

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After her Real Housewives stint is up, Teresa should pitch Bravo on a new one called Tuesdays with Moron. Read more

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Honestly, I'd feel more sorry for the kid if he hadn't relied on blatant lies to further heighten his already histrionic enough histrionics. Read more

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Constructive criticism—or just a general discussion related to things of that nature—is essential, I believe. So the star was to thank you for giving a suggestion both politely and with (relevant) brevity. :) Read more

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Ah, gotcha—makes sense. I'll keep that in mind going forward, thanks! Read more

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But would it really make sense to post a non-awkward Letterman video? It'd be boring! Read more

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