Yeah, that entire book made me so angry. Jessica does nothing but be a psychopath and Elizabeth LETS her! AND THEN THEY MAKE UP BECAUSE THEY'RE SISTER BUT JESSICA IS STILL A PSYCHOPATH. SHE WILL ALWAYS BE A PSYCHOPATH. Read more
If this is the worst thing to happen to this child this year, she is doing pretty well TBH. Read more
I thought the Linq was the ferris wheel thing and the hub of entertainment? Read more
It's not a rule I've ever been told, so it may be an unofficial policy. My goal wasn't to upset anyone, though, and I only added the anecdote in because I thought it fit. Read more
OP delivers: (Here they are with my rabbit.)
I thought it was clear that this wasn't about masturbation. South Dakota employed a "clever" masturbation joke for the purpose of appealing to younger drivers, but it was really about driving safely. It failed on both counts. Read more
No. In the next sentence I discuss how much I'd like an invisible girdle. Read more
yes, that is a thing. Read more
You think he's trying different ages to see who will bite? That might mean it's (hopefully) someone's horrible joke. OR it could mean a broker. Read more
I'm sorry. While I understand your concern (and want to assure you I didn't have an iron stomach before I started working at Ye Olde Jezebele), this headline (IN UNDER 70 CHARACTERS) is also some of my best work. I wish there was a "Headline Awards" thing I could send this to and bring home the trophy for all of us… Read more
I take my work very seriously, so I actually tested that on several members of the staff to make sure that it had the maximum impact. Thank you, Kelly and Isha! Read more
Not untrue! Read more
OK. Blossom. Read more
Thank god Imdb has some helpful trivia for us.
I guess...if you don't have the courage to love yourself/own your power. Read more
Disgree. I've worked customer service before and I can tell you that these jokes are harassing at worst and annoying at best. Anything that's "sexual" just gets tiring and weird. Read more
I really thought that was Lorde on the left... Read more
I'll let you know when I get to hell. Read more
BECAUSE MATH. BECAUSE SCIENCE. Read more
I have to be real, I thought I censored the picture and only now realized that all those lines are liquid too. >:( Read more