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Mark Shrayber
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I found it on Imgur last night and hoarded it, but would you believe it was also waiting to be assigned to me when I got on shift? Read more

Unfortunately, Liz had to go teach Psych Stats and my training is all clinical, so I couldn't label a graph if I tried. But if you'd like, you can yell at me some more because it helps! #gradschool4lyfe Read more

If six of y'all went out, then four of you were really cheap. Read more

Well, if you subscribe to Freudian theory, you were already this neurotic loser by age 10 (at the latest), so this is much nicer! Read more

I thought you were joking because I put my live tweets in the post and were poking fun at me for it! I'm on the twitter! Let me know your name! Read more

Next time you see a story like that, consider paying it forward and just emailing it to me. #blessed Read more

Thanks! I'll tell Allen to start being nicer to me or I'll start going to bear parties. Read more

Morris is making a comeback. I get increasingly anxious enails from his publicist asking if I want to interfiew him and prodding me to "think outside the box." Read more

Yes, absolutely! And I will be forever grateful to Jessica for letting me do weird stuff and to Emma for encouraging it. (And to Laura Beck for telling me that I should apply for this job.) Read more

I actually have to address this because Allen read the post and was very upset that I didn't get the "gestalt" of the bucket o' cats. Read more

Please tell me they weren't going to actually put her on that. Read more

I did it to procrastinate when I didn't want to write my master's paper! Read more

That's true. It also wasn't the only one. These photo videos are all over the place. Read more