I was, in fact, the maid of honor. Read more
I was so drunk and it was such an amazing speech. Laura (Beck) was there and every time I was about to stop, she kept motioning for me to go on and I was laughing and reciting the lyrics to "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman." GOD, BEST WEDDING EVER. Read more
Not all the time, but a very smart person once said that you should always include a little of yourself to make the story more relatable to others. That person? Albert Einstein Jessica Coen. Read more
Oh, those are ribbons. You have no idea how long I stared at this trying to figure out what the hell I was looking at. Read more
Don't think I haven't already pitched it. I am buying the pass regardless. Read more
SEE YOU GUYS THERE! Read more
It's a dangerous game I play with myself; it's a dangerous game I play with us all. Read more
I am really sad and having a hard time writing anything! Thanks for always being around to vent with on Gchat and for making me lol all the time. I'm going to miss your movie reviews and your serious pieces and also everything else. Ugh, bye. Read more
Bye, Tracie! We'll always have #dicks_jezebel and Prince Eric's pink and fleshy genitals. Read more
I don't think that's an uncommon reaction. I think that coming out is such a huge and stressful process that when it's not the nightmare one expects, the lack of response feels somehow unsafe or not to be believed. I have heard this many times. Read more
We're both wrong! Read more
Allen. My mistake! Thanks for the catch. Read more
Yeah, but they also don't care. A former co-worker would go to Sephora once a week before meetings to touch up her makeup for about a year and no one said anything. She bought stuff maybe once a month. Read more
You are preaching to the penis-washing choir here. Read more
Wait, you don't just do it every day? I thought we were supposed to do it every day. Read more
I didn't see it was one. I'm the actual worst over here. Read more
My rabbit's name is Ms. Cleo... Read more
Ah, I ride the bus AND the train! Read more
I used to call it a cable car, but then I met Allen who sings the three words he knows from the trolley song every time we see one and so now we call it a trolley. (Yes, he does the hand motions.) Read more