markshrayber
Mark Shrayber
markshrayber

Let's be real: I was surprised this post wasn't ABOUT Rebecca. Read more

It looks like art more than anything functional, but it's a pretty cool picture. Read more

You understand that this was a joke, right? It was hyperbole. I know this doesn't matter in the context of this post, but I also teach so I know that there's a lot more that goes into it. Read more

It sucks and it happens. I've corrected it and thanked the person who first pointed it out. I'm happy to do more, if you have any ideas for me, but I'm unwilling to kill or bleed over it. That's my limit. Read more

That video brings back so many memories! I posted it on my first day!! It was my first big-hitting post!! Read more

I don't think you and I are going to agree on this, but I really just think she's not feeling it. As someone else said, she's just not bringing it at all. I grant that she might be tired or cranky after having to do this for hours, but the funny/interesting/amusing thing is that she just has this "I am over it" Read more

I'm going to have to find it and post it. My face is about three times as fierce as Elsa's. Read more

I am going to disagree with you here. I would never tell a woman to smile, but this isn't just someone you're seeing on the street. This is a costumed volunteer who has agreed to meet kids, pose for pictures, and make the day happy for everyone. It's kind of in her job description to smile or at least make some effort Read more

I do. I had a sparkly green tie and a sparkly blue cummerbund, too. Read more

Absolutely untrue. I did not make one reference to her weight or her general appearance. I said the costume was lacking and her facial expression was laughable. Saying that this was only posted because she was not what you refer to as "cute" or "skinny" is not true. Read more

Nope. I credit Reddit all the time. However, I am more of an Imgur surfer, so I credit them when I find the thread there. Read more

I want everyone at Jezebel to know when and where Ebola can strike! My knowledge is made up of things I know from the movies and also from when my mom told me about Outbreak but I wasn't allowed to see it because too scary. Read more